Well, Christmastime is over, and its
time to put away the holiday music (unless you're one of those people
that listens to Christmas music all year round, and if you are, good
for you). My last two articles were focused on counting down some of
the best holiday music. This time, in honor of New Year's, I'm going
to look back at the best albums I heard this past year.
Let me make something clear: this is
NOT a list of the best albums of 2017 like one would see in Rolling
Stone or TIME Magazine. No, this is a list of the best albums that I
was exposed to the first time this past year. These albums could have
been released in 2017, or anytime before that. I don't listen to a
whole lot of contemporary music, and when I do, I'm usually late
catching up to the party. So, these are the best new sounds I've
exposed my eardrums to within the last 365 days (not counting the
sound of my own voice, of course).
(Note that if you'd rather read a list
of the best albums that were released this past year, my friend Mike
makes one of those each year, and I highly value his recommendations.
You can checkout this year's list
here.
It's especially useful if you'd rather listen to more popular artists
than some of my bizarre, eccentric choices.)
10-The Monkees-Good Times!
(2016)
This came out last year, but I wasn't
able to listen to it until recently. The surviving members of The
Monkees perform new songs that utilize the same “sound” of the
original recordings while bringing something new to the table. It
feels like a true comeback album. They even use some of Davy Jones's
old vocals on a new recording of “Love to Love.”
Favorite Tracks: “Good Times,” “Our
Own World,” “Love to Love,” “Birth of an Accidental Hipster”
9-Elvis-If I Can Dream
A remixed Elvis song with new
instrumentation can make it big. JXL proved this in the 90's with
their release of “A Little Less Conversation.” This new album has
The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra playing over older Elvis recordings,
and let me tell you, The King has not sounded this good in a very
long time. It's the closest we're ever going to get to a new live
Elvis album. What I like about this is that they include different
styles of songs from blues to ballads to lively Vegas showstoppers.
At the tail-end of the year, they also
released a new Christmas album using this format,
Christmas with
Elvis and The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra. Too bad I had already
written out my
Christmas
album lists
for the year before I came upon it. Oh well,
there's always next year.
Favorite Tracks: “Fever,” “An
American Trilogy,” “If I Can Dream,” “Burning Love”
8-Less Than Jake-Sound the Alarm
Unlike previous releases, the ska band,
Less Than Jake, released this EP in response to their announcement
that they would hold off on releasing full albums for the foreseeable
future. This works in the EP's favor, however, because with only 7
tracks, I kept wanting more. Unlike previous albums like Anthem,
the deeper themes of facing adulthood with no major accomplishments,
the desire to leave home to pursue greatness, and the realization of
being stuck in a boring life choice-all major aspects explored by the
band-are absent from this recording. This is just straight up
ska/punk with lots of high energy and few lessons to learn. It's
short but sweet, and it's nice to see a band like this doing so well
after all these years. Their most mainstream appeal was probably that
one time they were on the soundtrack of Tony Hawk 4 or maybe
when they made the theme song to Good Burger, but this EP
proves that they can easily cater to a smaller, but dedicated, fan
base and still profit from it.
Favorite Tracks: “Bomb Drop,”
“Welcome to My Life,” “Call to Arms”
7-Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome
Mix Vol 2
When the soundtrack to the first
Guardians movie was released, the world shook. Disney, for the
first time since 2003, was selling a cassette tape online. Many
people heard songs they had never been exposed to before. Some of
these under-played mainstream hits even got quite a bit of radio
play. The soundtrack to the film's sequel did the same thing as
before: introduced some of us to new songs (“Lake Shore Drive”
was mostly a regional hit until now, for example) while making some
old favorites popular again. Also, they included a George Clinton
song, so that alone automatically gets a thumbs up for me.
My only minor complaint is the
inclusion of Sweet's “Fox on the Run” which was already used well
in other nostalgic themed films such as Dazed and Confused and
Detroit Rock City. It wasn't even in the actual film, only the
commercials and trailers. Disney did the same thing in the first
album when they gave us a tune used to promote the first movie,
“Spirit in the Sky,” a song that's always been played to death.
About a month after this collection
came out, the Baby Driver soundtrack was released which
included a large plethora of hits from the past. I felt Guardians
was more deserving of being mentioned on this list, however. The
songs in Baby Driver worked well in the movie, and the movie
introduced me to some new songs that I like such as “Bellbottoms.”
But most of these songs, like “Egyptian Reggae,” aren't something
I'd listen to in my own time. On Guardians, ever song is a winner.
Favorite Tracks: “Lake Shore Drive,”
“Brandy,” “Flash Light,” “Southern Nights”
6-David Bowie-Lazarus (2016)
Released at the end of 2016 (and not
available at my local music store until the following January), this
is the cast album for the show that utilizes David Bowie songs to
tell us what happened to Bowie's character from The Man Who Fell
to Earth after the events of the
movie took place. Sadly, Bowie passed before the show opened.
It is because of this that, just like Blackstar before it,
it's impossible for me to separate this album from the tragic event
that surrounded it.
The Lazarus cast does an amazing
job with the material given to them, a wide selection of songs from
throughout the entirety of Bowie's career. They even included
“Absolute Beginners,” a favorite of mine which was originally
written for a film that I also enjoyed, despite the fact that, anyway
you look at it, it's not a very good piece of cinema. The only track
I really had a gripe with on here is “The Man Who Sold the World,”
which substitutes the soul of the original for a foreboding
background. The signature guitar riff that we all know is also
absent.
There are two things holding this album
back in my mind. One is that I get depressed listening to it due to
Bowie's passing. The other is that, for all the wonderful harmonic
melodies on display here, these singers are not Bowie, and his
original tracks will always be more enjoyable to listen to.
Thankfully, the second disk to Lazarus
contains brand new tracks featuring Bowie's vocals, a feature that's
worth the album price alone. I cannot wait to see what new posthumous
material Bowie has planned for us in the near future.
Favorite Tracks (as
they appear on this album): “This is Not America,” “Absolute
Beginners,” “Always Crashing in the Same Car,” “Valentine's
Day”
5-The Gorillaz-Humanz
This album split Gorillaz fans down the
middle with some claiming that this wasn't really a true to form
Gorillaz album, but instead an album full of different artists with
Damon Albern serving as a “guest vocalist.” You know what? If
that's the case, I'm totally fine with that. It's been forever since
Albern and Jamie Hewlett have even tried to give the perception of a
cartoon band with some guest artists singing next to the fictional
characters. The curtain has been peeled back, and the original “band”
members are nothing more than mascots at this point. If the duo has
gone back on their original idea, why stop now? The Fall was a
neat experiment, and so was this. I enjoy seeing the creators
continue to take risks with their music.
I'm going to state a very unpopular
opinion: this was the first Gorillaz release that I enjoyed 100
percent. You heard me right. The original self-titled album had good
singles, but the rest was just drivel. I liked most of Demon Days,
but not all of it. I enjoyed only half of Plastic Beach. With
Humanz, I was enthralled from beginning to end. Lately, upon
re-listening to it, there are tracks that I tend to skip now in favor
of the ones I like better, but I can't say that there's a single song
I don't care for.
Like I said, opinions are split on this
one, and mine is just one of the many who enjoyed it. Whether you
agree with the political message behind this album or not, whether
you aren't sure what to make of the creative choices behind this
release, it's still worth looking into. Do you like hip-hop and
electronica? Do you like singing cartoon characters in your music
videos? If yes to all of those, check this one out and decide what
you think for yourself.
Favorite Tracks: “Let Me Out,”
“Strobe Light,” “Submission,” “Saturn Barz”
4-Okilly Dokilly-Howdilly Doodilly
(2016)
One of the best novelty bands out
there. I recently jumped at the chance to see these guys live. They
were playing with Beatallica who I also wanted to put on this list,
but I figured it wouldn't be fair to have two novelty acts on here.
Beatallica (a group that combines Metallica and Beatles songs
together) is awesome, though, and you should definitely check them
out, along with Mac Sabbath and The Pizza Underground.
Okilly Dokilly is a band that dresses
like Ned Flanders from The Simpsons, and most of their songs
are based around quotes that the character has given over the show's
many seasons, and there's a few things (other than the Flanders
gimmick) that set them apart from other death metal bands. The first
is that their lead singer, dubbed Head Ned, can go back and forth
between Ned Flanders's wimpy voice to a hardcore growl within
seconds. The other is that this band has a synthesizer player (Red
Ned). You would not think that synth and death metal would ever go
hand in hand, but these guys make it work. Oh my god, it works so
well here. To give you an example of how well those two sounds blend
together, let's look at a real perspective. My brother is/was a
consummate collector of old school electronic music, but he's not
into metal at all. When I played this album for him, he was very
impressed (and if you knew my brother, you'd know that's a huge
compliment, because his standards are quite high).
Not only does the synth work well, but
so does everything else, and this quality is increased tenfold in the
live shows. I won't spoil anything for you, but seeing these guys
live is quite an experience for a hardcore Simpsons nerd. Pop open a
blackberry schnapps, maybe light a little “reef-a-roonie” (if
it's legal where you live), and toss away your LP of Dreamcoat
in favor of this release.
Favorite Tracks: “All That is Left,”
“You're a Jerk,” “They Warned Me,” “Donut Hell”
3-White Buffalo Woman-White Buffalo
Woman (2015)
There's a very good chance that you've
never heard of these guys. That's because they're a local band from
Ohio. I've been to a few of their shows, and I was blown away every
time. I first saw them the night Chuck Berry died, and they were able
to learn “Johnny B Goode” in the alley behind the stage about a
half hour before going on. These guys have what it takes to go far,
and you should definitely keep them on your radar.
The band combines a grungy garage rock
sound with classic rock and roll. Their lead singer, Evan Rutledge,
gives off a personification of Jim Morrison with the voice of Mick
Jagger. His fantastic stage presence always attracts the attention of
females young and old. I have to give a special mention to their
drummer, Joe Whales, who really gives a dedicated performance each
time I've seen him (and in the last show I saw them in, he was nice
enough to give me a copy of their set list). In total, there are five
members (and four others who also perform on this album), and each
one is the absolute best at what they do. It is very rare when I see
a local band that includes solid performances by every single member.
I've seen many local acts, and this is a rare thing to come by. You
can buy the album on the band's website
here.
Favorite tracks: “Find My Love,”
“Baby Please,” “Like You Used to Do,” “She's Gone”
2-Death Angel-The Evil Divide (2016)
When I listen to an
album for the first time, I typically play the entire thing twice to
get a decent feel for it. When I first heard this album (after
randomly finding it in my music downloads), I listened to the entire
thing 9 different times! I had to force myself to stop playing it for
fear that it would get old. I've listened to it several times since,
and so far, it still holds up.
I think the reason
I enjoyed it so much is that it has a particular sound I was looking
to hear, but I just didn't know it. Death Angel is a thrash metal
band, and The Evil Divide sounds absolutely nothing like
anything The Big Four (Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, and Anthrax for
the un-educated) are putting out or ever did back in their prime.
This is truly a new take on modern thrash. Each song has its own
killer hook and thematic message, making sure that no two tracks feel
completely the same.
When I initially
listened to this, my first reaction for certain songs such as “Lost”
was something like “OK, this is probably the designated ballad that
every metal album has to have.” Fortunately, Death Angel proved me
wrong. Any song that opens with slower chords builds and builds to a
satisfyingly heavy conclusion, “Lost” being the best example.
I'm
honestly not sure what else to say other than every track was truly
satisfying to listen to. The Evil Divide
is a breath of fresh air in a crowded market. Any thrasher out there
needs to give this a listen.
Favorite Tracks: “Lost,” “It
Can't Be This,” “Cause for Alarm,” “Breakaway”
1-Lemon Demon-Spirit Phone
(2016)
Chances are, unless you're familiar
with the YouTube music scene, you probably haven't heard of Lemon
Demon, the one man band (in the studio, anyway) of Neil Cicierega.
You may not know his name, but you definitely know his work, for he
is the creator of Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Potter
Puppet Pals, Brodyquest, and even some music for Disney's Gravity
Falls. Yes, all those videos were done by the same guy.
Anyway, a few years ago he released a
song called “Reaganomics,” a high energy 80's-ish pop song with
lots of cheesy synthesizer. I could not get enough of this song when
it was released. I hoped that one day Neil might release an entire
album of songs like these. Thankfully, my prayers have been answered,
and the album in question is even more glorious than I could ever
imagine.
OK, before I get ahead of myself
kissing this artist's feet, let's talk about the actual songs for a
second. Spirit Phone, for the most part, takes a look at the
supernatural through a comedically dark lense. Most of the songs are
about hauntings or just general spookiness. Three of these songs are
remakes of older releases, including a new version of “Reaganomics,”
which just may be a bit better than the original.
The album opens with a bang: “Lifetime
Achievement Award,” a song about bringing a dead celebrity back to
life, and “Touch Tone Telephone” are so good that I dare you not
to listen to them on repeat before finishing the album. We then segue
“Cabinet Man,” which is about a man becoming fused to an arcade
game, Frankenstein-style. “When He Died” focuses the mysterious
activities of a deceased man. “Soft Fuzzy Man” is about a foggy
cloud looking for love. Several other songs follow this fashion of
macabre yet darkly humorous themes, but I'll leave those up to you to
analyze.
The second half of the album focuses
more on the ideals of an older generation such as the Baby Boomers.
“As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It,” “Reaganomics,” “I
Earn My Life,” and “Spiral of Ants” can be interpreted as
anthems for a lost way of life. (Of course, Neil has denied this and
insists that the latter track is actually just about an ant colony.)
If you thought we were done, you're
wrong, because Spirit Phone includes a large collection of bonus
tracks. After the main course is over, these serve as nice desserts.
Only two are alternate takes of new songs on the album, and most are
instrumentals. One wonders why Neil never did anything else with
these tracks, because all of them have potential to become more
complete. “You're at the Party” closes out the bonus tracks, and
the album as a whole, with a haunting, yet ambiguous, message.
“Gosh, Aaron,” you're probably
thinking, “You really love this album. Is there any part of it you
don't like?” I'm glad you never asked! I actually don't care for
“Man Made Object” and “As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It”
that much. Upon re-listening to the whole package, I usually skip
these. They're not bad songs by any means, but not my favorites. As
far as the bonus tracks go, I could never really get into “Angry
People,” which overstays its welcome. I liked “Redesign Your
Logo” during the first several listens, but it also got stale
pretty fast.
Overall,
Spirit Phone is a
wonderful journey from beginning to end, as my gushing might suggest.
If you enjoy nerdy bands like They Might Be Giants or Ninja Sex
Party, or especially if you're into classic 80's New Wave groups,
this is one you most certainly will want to listen to. It is
available for less than $10 on Neil's
website.
Favorite Tracks: “Reaganomics,”
“Cabinet Man,” “Touch Tone Telephone,” “When He Died”
Favorite Bonus Tracks: “You're at the
Party,” “Pizza Heroes,” “Kubrick and the Beast,” “Crisis
Actors”
Honorable Mention:
Neil Cicierega-Mouth Moods
Released this past year as the third in
the “Mouth” trilogy of mash-up albums, this is a free release
that combines famous pop songs together that, but all logic, should
not go together, but they work really well. Just goes to show you
that all four chord songs are the same, and also, that Smash Mouth's
“All Star” can be adapted to fit any genre. It's not a full blown
album, so it doesn't technically make the list, but it's more than
worth your time.
Biggest Disappointments:
Metallica-Hardwired to Self Destruct
Sometime after the Napster fiasco of
the early 2000's and the release of the St. Anger album (which
makes to shudder to even type its name) and Some Kind of Monster
documentary that complimented it, many of us finally realized that
Metallica was no longer the kings of thrash metal that they used to
be, but instead had become a corporate machine with little to no
creative energy left, just like many rock groups before them.
However, I was pleasantly surprised by Death Magnetic a few years
ago. It looked like the group may have still had some creativity left
after all. Those hopes were shattered with the release of Hardwired
to Self Destruct, a album of the most basic, uninspired,
unapologetically bland thrash riffs possible. It is thrash metal at
its most basic. Nothing stands out, it is pure noise. I guess
Metallica decided to stick to putting all of their time into Hot
Topic shirts and pinball cabinets.
Mastodon-Emperor of Sand
I consider Mastodon
to be one of my favorite modern metal bands. I was first introduced
to them through Leviathan, and since then, I haven't been
disappointed with any of their releases until now. Emperor of Sand
comes off strong and heavy, but it does nothing to differentiate
itself the way the other albums did. Albums like Crack the Skye
and Blood Mountain had their own individual identities, and
this one is just...an album by Mastodon. It has their signature
sound, but for me personally, it brought nothing new to the table. I
even bought the physical CD release, hoping to display it proudly in
my case of metal CD's. I doubt I'll re-listen to it much, which is
sad. I really wanted to like this one.
Iggy Pop-The Idiot (1977)
This is going to upset a lot of people,
as this is considered to be a classic album. I own nearly everything
David Bowie has touched (and by that I am mostly referring to the
stuff that isn't too difficult to track down a physical copy of), so
it was natural that I give a listen to some of the material he's
produced for other artists. After putting this off for years and
hearing nothing but good reviews, a friend finally made me relent and
buy the two Bowie-produced Iggy Pop albums. I'm familiar with Iggy's
period with The Stooges, so this came across as very different than
what I expected. It does sound like a Bowie album, but much like
Tonight and Never Let Me Down, it also sounds like an
album full of discarded songs that he knew weren't that great. I
enjoyed Lust for Life a little more, but neither album did a
whole lot for me.
Iced Earth-Incorruptible
Finally, we have
this. Ugh, where to start? I'm not sure.
OK, I guess I
should start by saying that Iced Earth is my favorite band, with only
Bowie and Iron Maiden possibly taking that top spot. Iced Earth
changed how I looked at heavy music, and especially how its written.
Their lyrics about the human condition affected my own writing. The
founder, Jon Shaffer, has a very moving personal story about
overcoming loss and poverty to found his dream band.
I own every album
this band has made, and I can say that for a while, each release kept
bringing something new to the table. Burnt Offerings had a 16
minute song based on Dante's Inferno which an English teacher I knew
used in class. The Dark Saga explored the human side of Todd
McFarline's Spawn character back when he was one of the breakout
superhero stars of the 90's. Horror Show featured songs about
the Universal movie monsters, and each one had its own distinct feel.
The Something Wicked albums created a new universe of
mythology that was uniquely its own thing. The Glorious Burden
showcased well-crafted songs about historical battles and events with
enough factoids to fill a Social Studies textbook. Each album did
something different, and even when singers Matt Barlow and Tim
“Ripper” Owens took their final bows, I still enjoyed the later
releases, Dystopia and Plagues of Babylon. Sure, they
weren't nearly as good in my book, but they had a new sound to them.
Dystopia was mostly about Dystopian fiction, and Plagues
had a harder, heavier feel to it, so each release was able to stand
out on its own.
The last two albums
may have been lacking a bit in the originality department, but this
new one takes the cake as your standard, by the numbers, “nothing
new to see here” Iced Earth album. We have your song based on a
historic battle (“Clear the Way”), your songs based on classic
literature or ancient myths, your song about death and spirits
watching over us (“Ghost Dance”), and maybe even a Something
Wicked story or two, I'm not even sure at this point. It's not a bad
album by any means, but why on earth did any of us need a collection
of every Iced Earth trope ever? It's not even an album I'd use to
hook a new fan, because it can't stand on its own. It's like saying,
“Here's what this band likes to sing about, now go back and listen
to the good stuff on your own.”
Part of the reason
for this could be a new direction the band is taking. The last album,
Plagues of Babylon, was significantly darker and heavier than
past releases, but that was at least a nice risk the band took, and
it did somewhat pay off. Another reason that I may not like this one
as much could be that I prefer Barlow and Owens as my vocalists, but
I do understand that other than Shaffer, Iced Earth has always been a
revolving door of talent. We've had Stu Block since 2011 as the lead
vocalist, and while he does a good job, I've never completely gotten
used to his voice. I think the biggest thing that bothers me about
Incorruptible is the lack of identity this one album has. It
didn't need to be a concept album, but there's no uniformity between
the songs, and it just comes off like a mishmash of different ideas
glued together.
This new venture
leaves a lot to be desired, from this fan at least. It pains me
deeply to criticize my favorite band so harshly like this, but I
think constructive criticism should never hurt anyone. Personally,
I'd like to see an album based on Jon Shaffer's life with the last
song on the album being about the formation the the band. We already
got “Watching Over Me,” a song about the death of a friend of
Jon's who was the one who gave the band its name and logo. If they
can do that, they could certainly make an album about their own
history come to life. I know this band is more capable than this, and
I'm anxious to see if any future releases excite me the same way
their older ones did. I certainly hope they do, because I do not want
to turn into an old geezer pining for the “good old days.”
Those are my
thoughts on the albums I first heard in 2017, or at least, the ones
worth mentioning. I hope you enjoyed it, and I'm sorry it took so
long to complete. We're already almost at February! I'm not sure if
I'll continue this feature next year, but we'll see how this is
received. I know it's late, but Happy New Year, everybody!